So French for lunch.

An omelet with Parmesan and shallots, fresh baguette with butter, green apple, and strawberries. Of course the obligatory glass of inexpensive but tasty wine. Thank you two buck chuck!
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How to make a french-style omelet:
1. Heat up a pan, not too hot, with a pad of butter in it.
2. wisk or fork mix # of eggs desired (for two people 4-5, for three people, 7). Add in pinch of salt and a grind of pepper.
3. Once butter is getting sizzly, add ingredients that may need cooking (shallots, onions, broccoli, other sorts of hard veggies or meat).
4. Once mostly cooked, add the eggs in. Turn heat down, to a sort of medium situation.
5. Once they eggs are almost completely cooked, add on your cheese and other last minute tastiness (spinach, spices, pre-cooked ingredients).
6. Fold it over.
7. Eat it.

Tomorrow I’ll tell you know to make these bitchin’ baguettes. It takes a day, but you sure won’t be working on it the whole time and they are super delicous and worth it.

Sad Bread no more!

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Ginger Cucumber Salad

Now, I don’t know if you are all familiar with the joys and pitfalls of dumpster diving. But there is so much good food to be had. Here is a list of things I have recently found in perfect shape, without looking too hard:

-bags of veggies (broccoli, cauliflower, carrots)
-potatoes
-sour cream
-yogurt
-mushrooms
-cheeses (cheddar, parm)
-fruits (melon, pineapple, berries)
-lots and lots of cucumbers

Our society is very wasteful, make use of it! I don’t recommend this activity to those who do not trust their sense of smell, but if you do, give it a shot.

Now what to do with all of those cucumbers! I made it to serve with that delectable momofuku chicken. Nice and light to contrast with the fried, I found this in Mark Bittman’s Best Recipes in the World.

1. Halve, de-seed, and slice 2 large (or equivalent) cucumbers thin and soak them in this sauce for 1-3 hours before serving.
-1/2cup rice vinegar
-1″ piece of ginger, chopped or grated
-3Tbsp sugar
-1tsp salt
2. Right before serving, sautee 1 onion, sliced, with 1/2tsp turmeric until the onion has softened.
3. Add onion to the cukes.
4. Garnish with 2Tbsp toasted sesame seeds.

On Toasting Sesame Seeds:

Spread in Baking Pan
Low Oven, Ten to Fifteen
Keep A Nose Out Though

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Fried, Amazing, Momofuku Chicken

When I open up a cookbook I’ve never used before I love to see lists of ingredients that I can afford, that I even already have in my kitchen. Looking at My Last Supper: The Next Course, I did not find this at all.

Except for the delightful surprise: David Chang’s last supper of delectable fried chicken. I’m sure this isn’t the famous fried chicken dinner at Momofuku Noodle Bar, but it’s tasty enough it could be! A bit time consuming… it requires some planning ahead, but is completely worth it.

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1. Take a Chicken and cut it into quarters.
2. Brine in 4c water, .5c coarse salt, .5c sugar for 1-6 hours.
3. Steam pieces for 40 minutes. I don’t have something nice like a steaming basket, so I literally place a colander in a frying pan with some water in it, and cover with a pot lid. 40 minutes is a long time to steam, so make sure you have enough water.
4. Refrigerate at least 2 hours, or overnight.
5. Out of fridge, rest 30 minutes.
6. Fry in a neutral oil such as grapeseed or corn, heated to 375 degrees (or sizzling but not too hot if you don’t have a thermometer.), until they look golden crispy delightful.
7. Toss in this sauce:

2 Tbsp chopped garlic
2 Tbsp chopped or grated ginger
1 Thai chili or other little chili you like
1/4c rice vinegar
1/4c light soy sauce
2 Tbsp neutral oil
1/4 tsp sesame oil
1.5 Tbsp sugar
pepper to taste

What?!?! Eat it, try to not eat it all. Not too hard.

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Stock up on it

Homemade stock is a simple way to make everything delicious. It’s a great way to use leftovers and veggies that may have been sitting in the fridge a bit too long to be optimally tasty.
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You can use it in:
- rice
- beans
- soups and stews
- gravy
- sauces
- any other savory thing which calls for water!

So here is how you make it, Eyeballing works perfectly well for stock.
- Put bones (chicken, turkey, pork, beef, seafood shells and such) in a large stock pot (I borrow my neighbor’s).
- Cover with cold water, the general rule of thumb is to cover the bones and then add another half of the water you’ve added so far.
- Add 1 or 2 onions, chopped in halves.
- Add coursely chopped celery, carrots, parsley, whatever else you like.
- Season with peppercorns, bay leaf, other whole spices if you feel like getting a bit crazy.

Once all this is together, heat it at a low temperature. Never let it boil!

Over the next few hours, keep an eye on it. With meat stocks, you get some yucky looking stuff coming to the top. Skim that off a few times.

Simmer until it looks and tastes like the water has taken on much of the flavor, 3-4 hours for chicken, as much as 6 hours for pork and beef.

Remove from heat, cool at room temp, strain, and use or freeze to save for another time.

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Apple Almond Quickbread

Yesterday I woke up feeling refreshed, relaxed, earlier than I’d anticipated and thought, “well why not just get a jump on the day?” It being the last day of 2011 and quite was a fine one, I thought I must make one more loaf of bread before this year is over. Yes indeed! Lets not push it though, go for a quickbread. I’ve got all these apples, sweet ones at that, plus plenty of almonds.

So I went to work, riffing on a recipe I found on www.cinnamonspiceandeverythingnice.com.
Now, that butter just did not want to soften. I prepared my dry ingredients, though I didn’t sift them, I do not believe sifting makes a gosh darn difference. Anyhow, I measured out the milk and the sourcream, carefully avoiding the smelly and/or fuzzy parts.

The butter was still hard. And so I did the dishes and wiped down the counter, starting attending to the pork chops on the menu for later in the day. At last, I gave up, I couldn’t wait any longer for the butter, and I began creaming it vigorously, soundly. With each rotation of my arm I knew that it would have been better to wait, I should have been patient, but sometimes the impetus of action overcomes sense. And so it was creamed and so I continued with my quickbread. By now it was practically done already!

So I put everything together, of course the oven was already preheating and so it tossed it in there, pit pat pit pat just like that, with a clap of hands wiping flour. I went to wash the rest of the fairly minimal dishes and saw on top of the microwave, sitting nearly at eye level, the eggs. Shit, I forgot to put in the eggs. I swiped the bread from the oven before it had barely started bubbling around the edges. I had sprinkled almonds on top of the loaf I suppose to denote the nuttiness of the bread inside, or perhaps because this is how it always looks on the serving suggestion. This suggestion gave way for those two sadly forgotten eggs. When I’d mixed as well I could, I tossed it back in the oven, and hoped.

Guess what. Bangin Bread!

Moist and delightful!


Even on days when you wake up poised to do everything right, things will go wrong, but you can fix them. Here’s my recipe:

Cream this:
1/4 cup room temperature butter
1/2 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup white sugar

Add to creamed mixture:
2 eggs beaten
until light and fluffy (but apparently this step doesn’t actually matter).

Dry:
2 cups whole wheat bread flour (get it in your bulk bin, gainesville babies!)
1.25 tsp baking powder
1.25 tsp baking soda
1 tsp cinnamon
.25 tsp allspice
.25 tsp nutmeg
.5 tsp salt

Wet:
1 cup milk (I used soy)
.25 cup sour cream

Add it all together, then:
2 cups chopped apples
2/3 cup chopped almonds

Pour it into a greased pan, bake at 350, about 45min-1hour.

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Great band, great recipe

Jane Jane Pollock strides the creepy/cute continuum in a beautiful way. Psychedelic Island Experimental Dance music doesn’t get better than this.

Also this recipe: Korean style ribs from Crepes of Wrath is super, simple, and really cheap, especially when you live right next to an oriental market.
It can also be done in the oven if you don’t have a crock pot, just very low, about 230 degrees. I also recommend broiling the ribs for about 5-10 minutes after they are cooked to give them a crispy finish!

This also reminds me of when I worked at a breakfast restaurant. A boy about five years old ordered very convincingly “I’ll have the creeps.”

mmmmm, delicious creeps.

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Have no money? Make your family candy!

This recipe for Rocky Road Bark (from Cook’s County Chocolate Desserts issue) is delightful, just make sure you don’t cook the caramel too long! I also suggest you double it. Then you can give away half and eat the rest!

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Line a 8 x 8″ baking pan with foil, squishing it into the corners so it fits well. Make sure you’ve got a bit of extra around the edges.

Heat up the oven to 375.

Line the bottom of the pan with:
6 graham crackers, breaking them if you need so they fit tightly.

Melt in a pan, stirring constantly until the sugar melts:
6Tbsp unsalted butter
.25 cups packed light brown sugar
.5tsp salt

Pour this mixture over the graham crackers. Put it in the oven, about 10 minutes or until the caramel mixture is bubbling.

Take out the pan and sprinkle on top:

1 cup chocolate chips, I used milk chocolate and it was super!

Back into the oven with that baby! Just 2 minutes to melt the chocolate.

Sprinkle on:
3/4 cup mini marshmallows
1 cup nuts, I used almonds to great success.

Push them in a bit, let cool for half an hour, then cool in the freezer another half hour.

Take it out, cut it up, and eat it! Or refrigerate for 1 week.

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Sad Bread, oh no!

I’m attempting to make more of my own bread. It’s cheap, so mcuh tastier, and when I’m just kicking around the house, why not let some bread rise and then eat it?

I’m trying however to use whole wheat flour, which resulted in this super sad bread.
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Conveniently, I found this book just a day later.
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It is exceptionally helpful, very scientific and comprehensive. Here’s what I’ve found out so far that I think will help:

1. Whole wheat flour has less gluten than all-purpose, so it’s helpful to use a combination of the two, or add gluten (which once I find, I’ll tell you how it goes.
2. Yeast dies at 138 degrees F. I made the mistake of thinking “the warmer the better” for rising dough and put it right next to the fire. This, I’m sure, contributed to the lack-luster rise of the bread.
3. It is completely possible to over-knead bread. Oops.

Despite the melancholy of the bread, it was eaten. And quickly.

Don’t be scared to try baking bread, it is hard to completely screw up. Trust me, I’ve tried.

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Brunch Delight

Munch a bunch of
carrots, they crunch
come before lunch
who knew biting
informed meaning so.
I have this hunch
that the punch
is best aimed
at the jaw.

Now that’s out of the way, here is a recipe for hash with potatoes and whatever else you have leftover.

1. Chop 3ish potatoes into tiny cubes
2. Heat 1Tbsp butter and 1Tbsp oil in a non-stick pan (I am not generally a proponent of using any particular pan, but seriously, it helps in this case.)
3. Put potatoes on and cook em for about 25 minutes, stirring occasionally.
4. Add other chopped up stuff! (I’ve used veggies (onions, garlic, carrots, mushrooms(these are particularly bitchin’), squash, green beans, peppers) or just straight meat (leftover turkey most notably recently))
5. Cook more, stirring occasionally until it looks squishy and gets browned.

Optional 6th step: Fry an egg, put it on top.

Hot Damn!

Veggie Hash with a Steamed Egg

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Eggday Update

Of course, everyone won the Deviled Egg cook-off. You really cannot go wrong.

The only two necessary ingredients are vinegar and mayonnaise or sour cream.

On the far left, I made Sweet Devilish Eggs, where I also added cream cheese, one Thai chili, a bit of brown sugar, mustard, salt, pepper and the rest of a packet of spice from my spicy ramen…. Not so exact, but it demonstrates how simple it is to improvise deviled eggs.

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In the middle, Arthur tried to use the “win anything” technique, also known as the “bacon” technique. Guacamole on the bottom, yolks combined with Srirachas hot sauce, then a slice of bacon on top. Delicious!

On the right, and more exactly,

Garlic and Herb Deviled Eggs:
6 yolks
1Tbsp chopped parsley
.5Tbsp chopped dill
.5Tbsp oregano
2 cloves garlic, chopped
2 healthy Tbsps sourcream (plus more if you need it)
2 healthy dashes white vinegar

Garnish with chopped chives

And make sure you eat them in one bite.

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